Following cessation of Iceland Volcano, shipping of funny hats and tweed coats to continue.
26 April 2010
New Zealand's expat communities were said to be
breathing a sigh of relief with the news that urgent supplies of bowler
hats, tweed coats and warm beer were on their way to New Zealand
following the calming of activity and change in wind direction around
the Iceland volcano.Greg Jefferson, a mushy pea enthusiast originally from Surrey said: "Yes, it was all getting a bit hairy there for a while. What!What! I have been rationing my mushy peas and was on my last tin when the news of the volcano came. I celebrated with a pint of amusingly named ale, warty cock, I believe".
"I am also looking forward to tucking into a variety of rudely named puddings" he continued.
Imports of clogs, smelly cheese, saurkraut and terrible techno-pop music are also set to continue this week.
Meanwhile, the level of moaning and whinging at Auckland airport has decreased by 75% by ensuring that anyone with a British passport was rammed onto the first plane out of New Zealand in an attempt to allow airport staff to retain some sanity.
And on the other side of the world, the flood of English immigrants looking for a country with even more rain and less Polish people is set to continue, with the flood of them entering New Zealand showing no signs of slowing. Airport staff were said to be praying for another volcanic eruption.
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