Israeli Prime Minister: "Israel will continue to do whatever the fuck it likes"
29 March 2010
Israeli Prime Minister, Mr Netanyahu, today confirmed in a press statement that "Israel will continue to do whatever the fuck it likes, when it likes and until Iran builds a great big fuck-off nuclear bomb there ain't a thing any of you can do about!"
This statement followed a one on one meeting with President Obama this
week at the White House, where Mr Netanyahu was told that he was to stop
being a naughty boy and was punished with a slap on the wrist and told
that he would not be able to have a souvenir photo taken with the
President and was then stood up for dinner.This meeting followed Israel's latest indiscretions, which include forging foreign civilian passports from dual citizens of Israel and the UK and Australia, followed by the killing of a Hamas spy in Dubai with all the skill and poise of Maxwell Smart, building 1600 new settlements in East Jerusalem, punching Vice President Joe Biden in the nose, stealing Secretary of State Hilary Clinton's lunch money and calling UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown a fat porridge munching Hibs supporter.
Israel did say in a statement, that they had not meant to insult Mr Biden on a recent trip to Israel, by announcing the building of new Israeli settlements, it was just an unexpected bonus.
A short time after receiving Mr Netanyahu's statement, the White House rebutted, stating that if this behaviour was kept up Mr Netanyahu would be grounded and not receive his pocket money for a month. Israel retorted by bulldozing settlements in Palestine and building new high rises for Israeli settlers.
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