40 year anniversary of moon landing, still no closer to robot maids.
Despite yesterday being the 40th anniversary of landing a man on the moon, government officials said we are still no closer to owning hover cars, having robot maids do our ironing or holidaying on Mars.
We are also no closer to having machines do all our work for us, while we sit around eating all our food in pill form. In fact, the machines predicted to do all our work for us are now manned by us producing quality futuristic products like 2 minute noodles at an incredible rate. And, we are still a long way from dying of sheer boredom as previously predicted, because our efficient robots do all our work for us while we hit golf balls on the moon.
George Jefferson, an avid consumer from Mt Wellington said: "Even the things we do have are crap, where's my TV taking up a whole wall and what the hell is taking video calling so long, have you used skype? It's not particularly futuristic"
He continued: "And where are all the other fantastic futuristic things we were promised 40 years ago? I mean I still have to do my own vacuuming, where's my robot maid?"
John Smith, a leading scientist in the development of belt operated jetpacks said: "The problem is we really stalled once they started tightening up on health and safety. There's only so many people you can send flying into a brick wall at 200km/h before they cancel the funding of it"
Hmmm, not quite
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