All Korean Parliamentary Disputes to be Settled by Taekwondo.
After another 200+ man brawl in South Korean parliament yesterday, it has been decided that all parliamentary disputes will be settled by Korea's national martial art Taekwondo. After numerous injuries to parliamentary members and damage to furniture following yesterday's battle royale, a one on one match with a chosen representative from each party, has been deemed to be the best approach to solving differences in parliamentary opinion.
The brawl began when law makers from the ruling Grand National Party stated that Taekgyeon was a superior form of Taekwondo and all other forms are merely bastardisations of Taekgyeon. This enraged the opposition party, 90% of which are Hapkido enthusiasts. It is believed the brawl started shortly after this statement, with Chin Ho Gah, the leader of the opposition party, leading the attack on the grand ruling party with a flying kick to the face.
The matches will be titled "debates", each debate will consist of 4 rounds, each lasting 3 minutes. During which, the politicians will be able to beat 7 shades of shit out each other using various forms of Korean Taekwondo. The debate can be won either by knock out, giving in or a points system. In the event of a draw each politician will have 60 seconds to break as many concrete blocks with spinning roundhouse kicks as possible.
Chin Ho Gah, the opposition party leader said: "I much prefer this method, it is a way for a minority party to have their voice through superior martial arts. It also contributes to work life balance, I can now get one workout done during the week, while at the same time bloodying someone with different political views to myself".
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