Graeme Henry: All Blacks building for 2011 choke.
Following the weekends completely predictable loss, All Black's coach Graeme Henry wanted to assure the New Zealand public, that it was all part of their preparation for getting prematurely knocked out of the next Rugby World Cup. He said: "I can assure New Zealand rugby fans that this all part of the build up process for choking at 2011. With still 2 years until the next wor
ld
cup there is ample time for me to continue to build into becoming the
most arrogant tosser you've ever seen". Henry continued: "Come the world cup we'll thump France who are in our pool, before, likely losing to Argentina in the quarter finals, failing that South Africa should being able to put us out of our misery in the semis. If we do somehow manage to make it to the final we should meet France, and as history shows, anytime it actually matters we should be able to fuck it up quite royally".
"It should also be noted that we had a very inexperienced team and were without our regular captain" said Henry. When it was pointed out that the French side had 14 less international caps than the New Zealand side, were without their regular captain and had only come 3rd in this years 6 Nations tournament, Henry replied: "Cock off".
Racist? Quite possibly
When asked about the loss, Captain Mils Muliaina said: "Yes it is a disappointing loss for us, obviously we are injury ravaged and it is a young team, that, and Luke McAlister passing the ball to Maxime Medard didn't help matters". Asked if his inexperience as captain contributed to the loss, he replied: "Ask me in 5 games, genius".
When asked about his intercept try, Maxim Medard said: "It was, how you say, very easy. I stand somewhere minding my own business, a New Zealand player pass me the ball and I run with it and score try".
Following the loss, the All Blacks are back to training today, they have decided to cut back on passing, catching and kicking drills, instead focussing on an intense haka practice and posing for underwear commercials.
This weekend the All Blacks again take on the French in Wellington. The French have not won in New Zealand since Saturday.
Disclaimer: The above articles and all articles on The NZ News Online are Satire or Parody and are not real news. They are entirely fictitious/devoid of facts/made up for the purposes of comedy/NOT REAL.
.
Copyright 2009 Lettuce Productions Ltd - This website is intended for adults over 18 years of age