Politics
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Winston Peters attempting return to politics and limelight.
Following Winston Peters appearance on channel One's Q and A show, speculation is building that he is planning a return to politics.
John Key: It might be shit now, but, it'd be even shitter under Labour. Everything is all their fault.
New Zealand's Prime Minister, John Key, continued on his tried and tested political tract by blaming all of New Zealand's problems on the previous labour government.
NZ Banks told to stop being shits by another bunch of shits.
Ahead of today's Reserve Bank announcement on the Official Cash Rate (OCR), politicians were telling banks to stop being a bunch of shits and drop their interest rates on lending.
UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown: "Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit".
The UK Prime Minister is said to be "seriously regretting" ,not calling a general election in June 2007 when he received the reigns from the then Prime Minister Tony Blair.
Minister exactly as dirty as you expected him to be.
With Minister Richard Worth's forced resignation, details are emerging detailing him as the dirty politician you suspected all politicians to be.
New Zealand to expect a rise in the number of evil geniuses.
Yesterday in the 2009 Budget, the National government announced that there is to be a reduction in government funding for scientific research and development.
North Korea halts nuclear tests after NZ condemnation
North Korea has today halted its nuclear weapons tests after condemnation by New Zealand's Prime Minister John Key.
Attention seeking harpy complains about attention
Newly appointed Families Commissioner Christine Rankin slammed the New Zealand press for the intrusion into her life over the weekend.
Melissa Lee's plan to solve Auckland's crime problems.
National MP Melissa Lee unveiled her plan to reduce and possibly completely remove Auckland's crime problems.
John Key's super-fantastic recession layoff experiment
The New Zealand Prime Minister, John Key's, recession experiment continued with his promise to extend the recession by laying off the only people who's employment he has direct control over, government employees.
Fiji to move 4th coup to 2010
Crazed warlord Frank Bainimarama has decided to move Fiji's 4th armed coups to 2010, in an attempt to maximise sponsorship deals from TV and radio networks as well as other advertising media.
Britain Wins - Hurrah!
Gordon Brown the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, declared that after 6 years at war, the UK would be withdrawing troops from Iraq as they had basically won as there was no-way the Iraqis could ever catch up.
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