Sport
Balls flying everywhere
Melbourne's two Storm fans, said to be distraught, rest of the city oblivious
Following yesterday's announcement of the Melbourne Storm breach of the NRL's salary cap and the stripping of their two premiership titles; Melbourne Storms two fans Macca and Gazza were said to be distraught.
Uggos to be banned from Wimbledon's centre court.
The All England Club, the hosts and organisers of the Wimbledon tennis tournament, have stated that they will be banning all ugly female competitors or "uggos" from centre court in favour of "young, tight, taut, babes, with, ooh yes, that's the stuff!"
Graeme Henry: All Blacks building for 2011 choke.
Following the weekends completely predictable loss, All Black's coach Graeme Henry wanted to assure the New Zealand public, that it was all part of their preparation for getting prematurely knocked out of the next Rugby World Cup.
Rugby to be year round with Super 14 to expand to Super 200
The Super 14 is to expand, with 186 teams added to its 2010 roster. The competition will now start earlier and finish later with the season running from January 1st and finishing December 31st.
Kiwis continue to be consistently inconsistent
The New Zealand rugby league side the kiwis continued their consistent approach to international competition by playing completely inconsistently throughout the match and adding to their 100 year history of rarely winning two games in a row.
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