Newspaper The News Of The World shows terrorists the best way to bomb Britain
Britain's leading smut peddler The News Of The World (NOTW), yesterday continued to show the worlds terrorists the best places to bomb in Britain, as well as the easiest way to gain entry.
Obama keen on Palestinian state, Israel less keen
President Obama began perhaps his most difficult diplomatic mission so for by suggesting that Israel stop being a bunch of pricks and let the people of Palestine have their own state.
Westpac aids in bank robbery
Interpol were today investigating Westpac's possible part in the robbery of a Westpac bank by a Rotorua business man.
Housewives who can't multiply or divide by two up in arms.
Across the country, New Zealand housewives were demonstrating why they are not industrial chemists, rocket scientists or surgeons.
Shock as it is discovered pigs not cuddled to death
There was shock across New Zealand today after the weekends revelation, that New Zealand pork does not come from pigs that are raised in their own personal heat controlled barns, fed on gourmet grain, fruit and vegetables and given hourly cuddles.
Attention seeking harpy complains about attention
Newly appointed Families Commissioner Christine Rankin slammed the New Zealand press for the intrusion into her life over the weekend.
Melissa Lee's plan to solve Auckland's crime problems.
National MP Melissa Lee unveiled her plan to reduce and possibly completely remove Auckland's crime problems.
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