The exclusive billionaire club that shits all over your monthly Greenpeace donations.
It is one of the most elite clubs in the world. The Good Club is made up of the worlds richest and most generous people, who right now, are making the $10 you give to Greenpeace each month look as pitiful as it really is.
New Zealand to expect a rise in the number of evil geniuses.
Yesterday in the 2009 Budget, the National government announced that there is to be a reduction in government funding for scientific research and development.
Number of "cube racers" to increase
The number of cube racers is expected to increase dramatically with the introduction of the new government laws which allow the crushing of any car driven by someone with pimples and smelling strongly of Lynx Africa.
USA looking forward to fighting a war it might win.
With North Korea's leader Kim Jong-il looking crazier by the second, America was rubbing it's hands together with glee at the prospect of fighting a conventional war.
North Korea halts nuclear tests after NZ condemnation
North Korea has today halted its nuclear weapons tests after condemnation by New Zealand's Prime Minister John Key.
Auckland stick and flag festival largest yet.
Auckland's largest stick and flag festival was well attended yesterday despite the wet, wintery conditions.
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