UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown: "Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit".
The UK Prime Minister is said to be "seriously regretting" ,not calling a general election in June 2007 when he received the reigns from the then Prime Minister Tony Blair.
Telecom XT service launched with hugely annoying advertising campaign
Telecom has launched its new 3G XT network in New Zealand with a series of a hugely annoying adds, which fail to show off the capabilities of the network.
David Bain Verdict: We wouldn't fuck it up quite so royally these days say Police.
If they were to reinvestigate the David Bain case today NZ Police say they would not fuck it up quite so royally as they did in 1994 and if they did they would at least get their story straight.
China Promises Fake Lunar Landing by 2010
China's space program has enjoyed successes at a price previously unmatched by any space program.
Rugby to be year round with Super 14 to expand to Super 200
The Super 14 is to expand, with 186 teams added to its 2010 roster. The competition will now start earlier and finish later with the season running from January 1st and finishing December 31st.
Minister exactly as dirty as you expected him to be.
With Minister Richard Worth's forced resignation, details are emerging detailing him as the dirty politician you suspected all politicians to be.
Australia continues its proud history of violence against brown people.
An overnight protest by Indian students in Australia's second largest city, Melbourne, broke up early yesterday morning with 18 people detained by police for "not loving Australia".
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