Pope calls for Israel to be wiped off the map
Pope Benedict XVI has joined the ranks of other religious fanatics, world leaders and nut jobs with calls to wipe Israel off the map.
John Key's super-fantastic recession layoff experiment
The New Zealand Prime Minister, John Key's, recession experiment continued with his promise to extend the recession by laying off the only people who's employment he has direct control over, government employees.
Chickens - stressed as f%#k!
A vague unnamed possibly scientific report, has stated that, whether battery or free range, chickens are all on edge, and, if only they had an opposable thumb they'd be heading into a bank with a mask and a shot gun.
Kiwis continue to be consistently inconsistent
The New Zealand rugby league side the kiwis continued their consistent approach to international competition by playing completely inconsistently throughout the match and adding to their 100 year history of rarely winning two games in a row.
It's Armageddon people!
While the general public yawned at the latest mad cow/ SARS/ foot and mouth/ scrapie/ salmonella/ bird/ ovine flu developments, governments worldwide are bracing themselves for the unavoidable onslaught caused by ovine flu.
Fiji to move 4th coup to 2010
Crazed warlord Frank Bainimarama has decided to move Fiji's 4th armed coups to 2010, in an attempt to maximise sponsorship deals from TV and radio networks as well as other advertising media.
Britain Wins - Hurrah!
Gordon Brown the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, declared that after 6 years at war, the UK would be withdrawing troops from Iraq as they had basically won as there was no-way the Iraqis could ever catch up.
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